Saturday, April 12, 2008

Inaugural Suckoutage!!!

Feel this BOOM motherf*cker!!! Oh wait... I shouldn't be pissed... I sucked out...

Full Tilt Poker Game #6011930839: Table Evergreen (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:47:53 ET - 2008/04/12
Seat 1: RecessRampage ($1,382)
Seat 2: mjj864579 ($1,293)
Seat 3: jaybird999 ($512.30)
Seat 4: BodaciousBro ($3,073)
Seat 5: Kruger3 ($145)
Seat 6: truestthoughts ($1,057)
jaybird999 posts the small blind of $5
BodaciousBro posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RecessRampage [Jc Jd]
Kruger3 raises to $25
truestthoughts raises to $90
RecessRampage calls $90 <--- donkey move #1
mjj864579 calls $90
jaybird999 folds
BodaciousBro folds
Kruger3 raises to $145, and is all in
truestthoughts calls $55
RecessRampage calls $55
mjj864579 calls $55

*** FLOP *** [8d 8s 2s]
truestthoughts bets $280
RecessRampage has 15 seconds left to act
RecessRampage raises to $560 <--- donkey move #2
mjj864579 folds
truestthoughts has 15 seconds left to act
truestthoughts has requested TIME
truestthoughts raises to $912, and is all in
RecessRampage has 15 seconds left to act
RecessRampage calls $352 <--- I'm priced in...
truestthoughts shows [Ks Kh]
RecessRampage shows [Jc Jd]
Kruger3 shows [As Qd]

Oh crap... Feel the...

*** TURN *** [8d 8s 2s] [Js] <--- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*** RIVER *** [8d 8s 2s Js] [6c]
truestthoughts shows two pair, Kings and Eights
RecessRampage shows a full house, Jacks full of Eights
RecessRampage wins the side pot ($1,824) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights
Kruger3 shows a pair of Eights
RecessRampage wins the main pot ($592) with a full house, Jacks full of Eights
Kruger3 adds $200
truestthoughts adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,419 Main pot $595. Side pot $1,824. | Rake $3

Feel the BOOM!!!!!!! God, that was gross... I felt dirty collecting it, I feel dirty posting it...

2 comments:

Gentleman Jim said...

I've got a beautiful suckout. But someone needs to add me.

smokkee said...

ur so bad.